There is no registry.  We want for nothing.  No presents.  Seriously.  We just want to be surrounded by our favorite people as we start the next phase of our life together.

You should still get us a card.  I mean, we love cards and have probably sent you one.  Crayons optional.

If you are so inspired, you can support one of our favorite causes -- your local food bank, your local animal shelter, a group that encourages girls to go into STEM or computer science or an organization that helps lift people out of poverty.

Any cash will be given to the RNC.  Elizabeth is not joking.  No presents.